YES, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A PARTY

YES, WE WILL HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST

SHAKA ZULU HIMSELF WILL BE THERE

YES, YOU NEED TO DRESS UP IN HIS HONOUR

YES, ZULU WOMEN GENERALLY GO ROUND TOPLESS

BUT THERE IS SPECIAL DISPENSATION  IN CASE
GRAVITY HAS TAKEN HIS TOLL. WHEN IN DOUBT
(AND YOU ARE UNDER 35) IT IS UP TO PINK PANTER
TO JUDGE. JUST SHOW UP ON HIS DOORSTEP (ANY
TIME) IN YOUR NATURAL STATE AND THE PANTER
WILL GIVE HIS EXPERT OPINION.

THE BAND = THE BAND = MADLY = THE BAND = THE BAND
(THEY MAKE THE MUSIC AND THEY DO IT WELL)