Trails: Haring and Daring
Friday Evening
Friday	PubCrawl
		You have 4 (four!) options
	1	You visit the 10 bars in a Clock-Wise order
	2	You visit the 10 bars in a Counter-Clock-Wise order
	3	You use the 'Random-Walk' method
	4	You lie down and let someone bring you the beer
Saturday
Saturday	Have your Balls broken for real this time
		BallBreakers trail: The VaalserBerg (the Mountain of Vaals)
		Hares: LopingScrotum - Automatic Balls - Biggles - BoneUs.
		This trail brings you in 3 (three!) countries; The Netherlands (aka Holland) Germany and Belgium. The point where the three countries meet located at the top of the mountain. The run will have ups and downs and will pass trough all 3 countries. The scenery is mostly forest with narrow trails. Two beer/drinkstops are planned, but make sure to take sufficient water with you from the second stop.
Saturday	You Do It Your Way on the MeinWeg
		A long trail; better not try to walk this one
		Hares: Froggy Fart - Skalaton Bugger - Toed Bedsores - Stains the Cough
		The National Park Meinweg is an unique terraced landscape, with steep transitions between the terraces, which in geological terms are a highly unusual feature in the landscape of the Netherlands. The terraces formed over ten thousand years through erosion by the river Meuse and shifts in the earth's crust along three fault lines that run through the area, one of which is the Peelrand fault. Two streams (the Boschbeek and the Roode Beek) run across the terraces draining the upper plateau to the river Roer. In De Meinweg forests, fens, moors and valleys produce a varied landscape. De Meinweg is the only part of Limburg where the adder or common European viper can be found, so the snake has been incorporated into the logo of De Meinweg National Park.
Saturday	The Battle of Mookerheide
		Medium size and a Long Trail
		Hares: Double Dutch - WhiteWater
		The Battle of Mookerheide fought between the Dutch provinces of Philip II of Spain. William I of Orange stood for the resistance of the Netherlanders and in 1574 his brothers Louis and Henry of Nassau held the Dutch village of Mookerheide on the Meuse. A Spanish force of 5,000 men attacked Mookerheide on April 14th, although the Dutch had superior > numbers they were poorly armed and ill trained in the battle both Louis and Henry of Nassau were killed along with several thousand Dutch.] Onon!
Saturday	Baby Do You Want To Bumb? The Nettetal Bump Bump Bump
		Medium trail; are you sure you want to walk this? Better not
		Hares: Coppertone Bone - Likkmm - Sans O - Slack Mack
		The run area is located around the Krickenbecker lakes and the river Nette.  Nicely forested countryside popular with daytrippers and walkers. You will get a chance to climb a spectacular viewing/forestfire observation tower. With a bit of effort you will be able to see Castle Krickenbeck which is now operated by one of Germany's big banks as a secluded trainingcentre.
Saturday	Life Is Full Of Ups And Downs, Get Used To It. Do The VaalserBerg, a.k.a. the Mountain of Vaals
		A medium size run and we recommend NOT to walk this one
		Hares: Erector - I Blows We Blows- Spermbank - Web Fucker.
		Vaalserberg is the highest mountain/hill in the Netherlands and the top of it is where three countries meet. It has been a 4 countries point at some time in our history, but the area called Neutral Moresnet was handed to Belgium in 1919 after the peace treaty of Versailles. The run will have some ups and downs and will pass trough all 3 countries. The scenery is mostly forest with narrow trails. Watch out for hasher that have their Balls Broken on this hill and give them a smile.
Saturday	The LeuDal Experience
		Short Run - suitable for walkers as well
		Hares: HotFlush - TongueJob - RubberRocky - WetSpot
		The Leudal is a national park owned by the Dutch Forestry Service. It's formation took place during the last Ice Age, about 10.000 years ago.The first inhabtants were the rendeer hunters followed by the people from the Bronze Age, Romans, and farmers during the Dark Ages.Meandering through the area are two lovely steepside brooks, the Leubeek and the Zelsterbeek. Nature offers us a big varation in trees, plants and flowers.The wildlife comprises foxes, deer, rabbits and mustelidae. In 2002  the beaver was introduced. It seems that there is a group of wildboars living in the vicinity.
Saturday	The Venlo Incident - Historical Re-enactment Hash
		Mid to Short run (8k) / also a walkers trail ------
		Hares: Hush Puppy - the Dog's Bollocks - BogHole
		November 1939, following a failed bomb-plot on the life of German Chancellor Adolf Hitler, orders come down to provide evidence of a link between the failed assasins and the alied powers thus providing ustification for the later invasion of the Netherlands. So begins one of the most extraordinary incidents of WW2 in The Netherlands. Join us for a unique experience for hashers with an interest in history. Not so many jokes but perhaps some good stories! Follow the route of "Spy versus Spy" in World War II and learn of their fate. Length about 8 km; walkers welcome.
Sunday
Sunday	For those who are leaving us today (and those too hung over to make it to the ValkenBurg event)
		HangOver run: a leasurely strawl with lots of shortcuts for those who cannot do anything anymore and a few surprising loops for those in need of sweating a bit
		Hares: Pink Panter - Nag Nag
		This is going to be an event you will tell your grandchildren about. Hung over from a big party and still manage to do a trail that at least includes a river crossing, mountain climbing, diving experience, parachute jumping, shark wrestling. bear kissing. Alltogether a better alternative to church
	ValkenBurg - This where the CauBerg is - choice out of 4 (four!) runs
		The First (and last and only) Dutch Treat Family hash takes the lead today
		Hares: Opee - Tuna - InspectorCueSoSo - K.I.N.D.
Sunday		Ball Breaker
		OK, not much longer than a normal Hash run, but considering that you will be exhausted (or at least your arms will be exhausted) from all the drinking the day before, this run will help you clear the demons from your soul!  A quick jaunt through the city will soon leave you in a beautiful forest with plenty of hills and some challenging checks.  Not for the faint of heart, this run will give you the chance to spread your legs (hee, hee, hee) and enjoy mother nature in true Dutch style.
Sunday		Juvenile Delinquency
		We promised fun for the kids at EuroHash 2011... with the Juvenile Delinquency run, we deliver on that promise.  A mid-length run with an "amusement break" in the middle.  Kids of all ages will need to bring along a few Euros (16 should do the trick) in order to do battle in a cave, fly in the air and zip down a mountain. Of course, it's not all fun... there's trail to run as well!  There will also be some no-cost activities for the young-uns (and the old-uns like me - Opee -  who just never grew up).  Don't miss this opportunity to be a true Juvenile Delinquent!
Sunday		Valkenburg History
		The shortest running trail includes a mix of city running with a small bit in the woods. The real feature of this trail is multiple opportunities to take in a little history of the area.  While on the run you can tour an old castle ruin, ride a train under a mountain, stroll through an old cemetery, and even visit the world's only aquarium built inside a cave.  Plenty of distractions for you that will make this 4km trail last for several hours if you wish.  Don't expect to shed any pounds (but definitely some euros) because of the intense exercise, but do expect to enjoy a unique tour that you can only get in Holland!
Sunday		Walker's trail
		It would be a criminal act for us to not offer a true walking trail for the Sunday Hangover run in Valkenburg, and we have no desire to be put behind bars for not doing one. In fact, we prefer to be in front of bars - drinking beers. If this is your aim as well, the walker's trail is just your speed. This short trail will take you on a walk through the city with opportunities to shop till you drop or to drink till you drop (you choose). A short trip up the hill with minimal checks will find you at the end of the trail enjoying the company of your fellow Hashers without expending almost any energy whatsoever.  For the leisure Hasher, you will enjoy the "trail of your dreams" on the Walker's trail.
		Enjoy!
Monday